by NoahJust look at this goon! You know how you can just judge someone's intelligence just by looking at them? Ken Cuccinelli needs to tie a string to his wrist with the other end tied to the doorknob of his office just so he can find his way back. God knows how he finds his way home every night but I guess he has a limo driver, a white one of course.Thoughts come hard for Ken Cuccinelli. That's why he has trouble explaining that what he and his orange nazi freak of a boss really want to do with the Statue Of Liberty is tear it down. And you thought republicans want to preserve our statues! Silly you! They only want to preserve the statues that stand for a heritage of hanging black people. Robert E. Lee? fine. Lady Liberty? Not so much.Cuccinelli did manage to say that the old "Give me you tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free" only applies to Europeans, aka white people. You know, like from Norway! So, let's give him some small credit for some sort of special white supremacist honesty, and then, let's beat him with a stick, like a pinata. I wonder if he'd get the irony. No, I don't really wonder at all.I might suggest that we just turn Kenny into a statue by covering him with molten bronze or copper and placing him on a marble pedestal somewhere (somewhere where there's tons of pigeons) but Trump would get so jealous that there was a Cuccinelli statue before there was a Trump statue. So would Stephen Miller, Kellyanne, and the rest of the White House hood-wearers and eugenics fans, but, hey, let's do it anyway. Maybe we should add a grateful kneeling Tucker Carlson blowing Cuccinelli to the tableau while Mike Pence and Moscow Mitch look on in aroused envy. Now, let's see. What words should we put on the plaque? Something any Trump administration scumbag or ally can be proud to live by. How about:
Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice-Adolph Hitler