Looks Like The Americans Fleeing To Canada Aren't Progressive Resisters After All

Lucky John Kelly! He won't be central to the final unravelling of the Trumpist House of Horrors. Trump, who had already promised Nick Ayers that he would make him chief of staff, finally worked up the courage to announce he was firing Kelly-- although, of course, not to his face. Instead, he told reporters before departing to attend the Army vs. Navy football game in Philadelphia. "John Kelly will be leaving," announced The Ape. "I don't know if I can say retiring but, he's a great guy. John Kelly will be leaving at the end of the year. We'll be announcing who will be taking John's place, it might be on an interim basis. I'll be announcing that over the net day or two."Ayers who got his start as a DC male prostitute and lobbyist, works for his old amigo, Mike Pence, now, taking care of his staff. He'll be presiding over the national nightmare as Robert Mueller's investigation reveals the rot and criminality at the heart of the Trumpets Regime. Gabe Sherman reports that this is the week the bombs start exploding. Trumpanzee, Jr, he revealed has fled the capital, departing "on a hunting trip to Canada. 'They think the bomb’s coming this week, and he doesn’t want to be anywhere near a microphone if the bomb drops,' the source said. In addition to fears that Don Jr. may have lied to Congress, he’s also said to be worried about his role as an executive at the Trump Organization. Last Friday, Michael Cohen’s lawyers revealed that Cohen cooperated with the New York State Attorney General on matters relating to the Trump Organization finances."

Today, the West Wing is bracing for Mueller’s office to file a document outlining how Paul Manafort violated his cooperation agreement by lying to prosecutors. And the John Kelly-is-departing drumbeat is once again deafening. “It’s chaos,” a former West Wing official told me. Trump fired off a few volleys of tweets this morning, signaling his mood. “There’s a feeling this could all unwind quickly,” a prominent Republican close to the Trumps told me.

So far Trump's own Department of Justice has implicated "Individual 1" as the director of a conspiracy to commit felony "campaign finance crimes" during the campaign. Trump didn't seem to be aware that he's "Individual 1." Meanwhile, Rep. Jackie Speier (D-CA), a senior member of the House Intelligence Committee, told CNN viewers that Trumpanzee, Jr. lied to Congress, not once but multiple times, each lie being a separate felony count. Trump and his repulsive family are in deep shit and Ayers-- not to mention Rudy Giuliani-- is the wrong guy to fish them out of it and clean them up. Kellyanne's husband, George Conway, a conservative Republican, mocked Señor T's claim that sentencing documents filed in the prosecution of his former attorney "totally" clear the Oval Office moron:Did you watch Saturday Night Live last night? Kind of cute-- or sad, depending on your perspective, of course. I wonder how many people try to explain the Mueller investigation based on what they hear by watching Saturday Night Live. You know, people who find Hannity too crazy but Maddow too complicated.What about Samantha Bee's Full Frontal last week? (What the hell does a muppet taste like?) I wonder how many people try to explain the Mueller investigation based on what they hear by watching Full Frontal. You know, people who find Hannity too crazy but Adam Schiff too... distracting.