Valentines Day

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by NoahI'm sure Donnie Sleazeball got a valentine from Mikey Pence earlier this week. Obviously he did. Just look at that adoring look Pence is giving his bossman. Of course, if Pence didn't give Trump a valentine and express total panting devotion, we might never see Pence again.But this Elvis thing; what's with that? Do "people" really think Trump looks like Elvis? To me, Trump looks nothing like Elvis, but maybe to Pence he does.

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by NoahToday's the bigly day! I know I'll get more valentines than any other president ever has... especially that black one! Stephen and Sarah and Mike and Kellyanne... all have told me so, all the time. I never have to ask. I will have so many valentines you won't be able to stand it. So much valentines... tremendous amount. Lindsey Graham sent me a big one! So did Sean! Believe me. I am loved in this country.

For Republican Valentines Day: Need Some Candy, Little Girlie?

-by NoahRepublicans have a big problem this Valentines Day. I'm talking about a pertinent detail of a potential 2018 blue wave (assuming the Dems don't screw it up, which I'm sure they will find a way to do). Elections that have been held so far this year show women are abandoning the Repug Party even after so many of them voted for their beloved racist, misogynist Trumpanzee.