Trumpy the Clown inauguration

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This is what Trump has done to the Lincoln Memorial (the jumbo-tron is not photoshopped)Tomorrow, America will see the inauguration of a deranged and narcissistic fascist with shady ties to brutal Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. According to a CBS poll released Wednesday, Trump's approval rating is just 32%.

Like I've been saying for months, we'll never really know-- not definitively-- the extent of Russia's interference in the 2016 election.

What's wrong with this picture?by KenLet me confess that I'm the one who appended the January 15 "Borowitz Report" as an update to Part 11 of Noah's herculean 2016 In Review America Off The Rails series: "Comrade Trump: Inauguration Entertainment Update!."It seemed an obvious call.

When I first met James we were both in our twenties. Now we're both in our sixties. When I met him he was getting a doctorate in urban planning. Now he's married to one of my oldest friends from high school and is considered one of the most distinguished architects in New York. He was always imbued with progressive values but I never saw him as an activist let alone a radical.

-by NoahFolks, it is with deep orange sadness, that I tell you the following facts about President Trump’s Inauguration Fiasco 2016. These are real facts, not the kind that pour out of the mouth of Kellyanne Konartist or the man who wears an orange rat on his head.Here’s the latest, as of Tuesday evening, January 17th:1. The B Street Band Says "No Deal!"