Trumpy-the-clown chaos

Today President Obama spoke at the Anaheim Convention Center in Orange County on behalf of Southern California candidates Katie Porter, Harley Rouda, Mike Levin, Katie Hill, and Gil Cisneros (AKA- the Lottery Winner).

Trump confers with advisor Roger Stone by Nancy OhanianDo Snakes seeth? Trump sure does, and is. On Thursday morning, Jonathan Swan and Mike Allen were all over the seething.

The most dysfunctional and chaotic regime in American history is now breaking down entirely, as Trump sets employees against one another, like some Orwellian nightmare. They are scouring Bob Woodward's new book, Fear, line by line to see if they can identify anyone who has been disloyal to the would-be Führer. Speaking of which, in 1934 there was no going back for Germany when Hitler changed the Reichswehreid, the military pledge , to the Führereid. The original:

Did you ever doubt that Trumpanzee called Jeff Sessions a retard? Why? Once Melania almost left him because, referring to his youngest son's autism on Howard Stern's radio show, he called Barron a retard. After she flipped out, he said he didn't mean Barron, but Donald, Jr.

What Would Freud Do? by Nancy OhanianDid anyone ever think a Trump White House wouldn't be the most dysfunctional hell hole in history? Putin sure made the best bet any Russia leader ever made! Monday morning everyone was talking about Omarosa-- what the fuck is that? Did that ever belong in a United States government?

by NoahThere actually is a good side to Señor Trumpanzee choosing Rudy Giuliani as his current lawyer and spokescretin. One reason that I say that is the obvious one that Rudy is so gobsmacking bad at speaking in defense of his client.

by NoahWell, Gen. McMaster just exited. Who's next? White supremacist John Kelly? EPA head Scott Pruitt? Attorney General Sessions? Mail Order Bride Melania? Place your bets, ladies and gents! Chaos? What chaos?

Is the Trump Regime off the rails? Sure looks that way. Where do we even begin?

Nancy Ohanian feels Trump is an albatross around the neck of the GOPOn Saturday, Philip Rucker and Robert Costa, writing for the Washington Post, reported on Trump’s breakout.

Neither my old friend Cynthia in L.A. nor my even older friend Helen in Westchester is a rambunctious kid, at least not any more. Helen is pushing 70 and Cynthia passed that goal post some time ago. Every day, Cynthia says things about Señor Trumpanzee that I hope and pray the Secret Service isn't hearing. And Helen... she hates Trump even more than Cynthia does.