by NoahDateline Washington, DC:President Donald Trump, America's leading advocate for the coronavirus took to the White House Rose Garden today to proudly announce the transmission of at least 2,000,000 cases of the virus along with a death toll of 100,000 American citizens. Speaking before a small assemblage of reporters and pointing to his Transmission Accomplished" banner, the president said:
by Noah Saturday Cartoon Time:Another disease is inside President Psychopath's own house now. No, it's not the usual diseases that qualify one for a job at the Trump White House. It's not racism. It's not religious bigotry. It's not homophobia, or any of the other pillars of republicanism. It's not a disease that the likes of Stephen Miller can propagandize with words.
Rasmussen never comes off as a legitimate polling firm and is often considered an arm of the Republican Party committees. Not this week, though. They reported that 23% of Republicans wish the GOP had another nominee instead of Trump.
Never Waste A Serious Crisis by Nancy OhanianFormer Senator Jeff Flake (R-AZ) couldn't stand Trump-- and retired from the Senate because of him-- but was always a die-hard, full-bore conservative and never any kind of moderate. He'll do something many conservative Republicans plan to do: voted for a conservative Democrat for the first time in their lives. On core issues, he has no real problems with Biden. Besides, he told the Washington Post's K.K.
by NoahHis mind is almost completely gone now. But, it will continue to get worse. I made the above meme over a year ago but I never used it because I knew this time was coming. Anyone who watched him speak during his campaign for as little as two minutes could see and hear the mind rotting from within. During the debates you could see it, too, when he crept up behind his opponent to menace her as she spoke.
by NoahTruckloads of commandeered disinfectant products and syringes! Screams and chants heard coming from the Oval Office! Tsunamis of suds oozing out of the White House windows! The Trumpanzee has completely flipped his wig (or whatever that is) now as he screams "I alone can fix this! I alone can fix this!" Mike Pence, Kellyanne Conway, and Stephen Miller egg him on: "More Tide Pods, Mr. President! More Lysol! Much more Lysol!
President EmpathyTrump actually said this Thursday: "Our death totals, our numbers, per million people, are really very, very strong. We’re very proud of the job we’ve done." That depends whose side he's on, ours or the pandemic's.
Yesterday, the Washington Post's Josh Dawsey reported on another major Trumpanzee flip-out, journalism's easiest beat.
Señor Trumpanzee doesn't listen to advisors much, does he? What if Michael Spicer was called on to snazz up the White House's daily coronavirus press briefings a little and make Trump sound... well, worth listening to? I think you'll enjoy the video above. And...
