Republican Religion

by NoahSunday Thoughts:I'm posting this not because it breaks any new ground on the warped views on religion held by Republicans. It doesn't. But I thought that, while Republicans are sitting in church today trying to think up new ways to hate "others" and make the lives of "others" as miserable and depressing as they possibly can, we must remain vigilant and not take their hateful desires lightly at all.

by NoahSunday Thoughts:AOC is a witch? Ah, the Republican mind! It idles stuck on Bizarro World where love is hate and hate is love unrevealed. How else to explain their bizarre, dark (and potentially dangerous) obsession with Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? How else to explain Repug Christonuts making themselves the Devil's Workshop and projecting their inner demons as a lame explanation of the existence and behavior of others.

by NoahSunday Thoughts:Trump sees things. No, he's not a visionary, at least not in a positive, pro-humanity sense, but, he sees things. He sees big crowds at at his rallies that simply aren't there. Bigly crowds. Tremendous crowds. He doesn't see all those empty seats or all that empty space where people aren't standing. His weak mind won't allow for that, and neither will his cult.

by NoahOn Thursday, the leader of the Republican party said the following:

by NoahSunday Thoughts:They worship a false prophet. By their hats shall ye know them.

by NoahSunday Thoughts:Damn, I love Republican Jesus! Hell, his mutant form of Christianity, aka-- his message of hate-- sure makes Republicans feel all nice, warm, and superior. You might even say holier than thou! Let's just take a look at the Republican mantra of Thoughts and Prayers.

by NoahSunday Thoughts:Today, Sunday January 6th, is the Day Of Epiphany, the day Western Christianity recognizes as the day that the Three Wise Men brought their gifts to the new born Jesus Christ and he was manifested to them as the Son of God.

Joe Heim began his year with an interview with Jerry Falwell the Lesser for the Washington Post. At first I thought it was a satirical column and, I must admit that I still wonder if it actually was. Falwell spent the interview arguing with Jesus on behalf of Trump making light of Jesus' own words.

by NoahYesterday, I wrote about a handful of the Republican Party’s Nazi brethren. But, hey, enough of Republicans who worship Nazis and Nazis who worship republicans. The two are interchangeable anyway, so let’s proceed. How about some sex-crazed republicans? Republicans are always so obsessed with other people’s sex lives that they live by a “do as I say not as I do” “religious” creed.

by NoahA president walks into a church... Aw, forget the jokes. The president is the joke, the gift that keeps on giving, kinda like gonorrhea.When Daddy Bush finally did the world a favor and croaked, there was some speculation as to whether or not Traitor Don would be asked to stay away from his funeral like he had been asked to stay away from Barbara Bush's. Imagine how repulsive to the core you have to be to be too toxic for a Bush funeral.