Oxford English Dictionary

In the Tradition of Oxford English Dictionary, I recommend the following terms to be defined and included into a modern version of English Language.
DNC – Democrats Nominate Clintons. A secret and nefarious body within Democratic Party that Makes Sure that only Clintons and their Clones get Nominations.
White Helmets – a new form of birth control. It prevents members of the mainstream press from getting impregnated by truth. Any reporter travelling to Middle East, Russia, Europe, or China is required to wear one all the time.