by NoahIf you watch or listen to the RCM (Republican Conspiracy Media) like FOX "News," Alex Jones, Sinclair, or ONE "America," the mindless conspiratorial frenzy you will witness about what Republicans call "Obamagate" is not only a thing to behold but a thing for shrinks to study for the next several centuries (if we last that long).
by NoahBy now, you've probably seen the front page of Sunday's New York Times which lists 1,000 or the 100,000 and counting virus victims. While normal people have a normal reaction to this ongoing nightmare, President Psychopath really seems to have a deep need to always put an exclamation point on the fact that he really doesn't give a shit.Well, perhaps that's not really fair of me.
by NoahThat's one sexy motherfucker you 62,000,000 voted for. I finally get it! I can see why all those Republican $enators voted to keep him around. Who wouldn't want to watch this movie? Who wouldn't want to pour over his daily words as if they are the gospels themselves?
by Noah Sunday ThoughtsThere are so many great stories of Republican Orange Jesus in the Republican New Testament but I chose the one mentioned in tonight's meme. A close second was the one where he has Betsy DeVos send some of his militant penis-challenged jihadists to the Michigan state capitol to wave their guns in the air like the terrorists that they aspire to be.
by NoahWe are now entering the fourth week of May. Since 1949, May has been known as Mental Health Awareness Month. With humanity being what it is, it can be easily argued that one month has never been enough. But now that argument is stronger than ever before. We are going to need a lot more months.
by NoahPresident Psychopath Adds Line Of Caskets To His Business Profile!I can certainly see this really happening if it hasn't secretly happened already. It could even be his first successful business venture! After all, he's doing everything in his power to grow the customer base! Trump Caskets just might succeed where Trump Airlines, Trump Wines, Trump The Game, Trump Steaks, Trump University, his own marriages, and so many others have failed.
by NoahDateline Washington, DC:President Donald Trump, America's leading advocate for the coronavirus took to the White House Rose Garden today to proudly announce the transmission of at least 2,000,000 cases of the virus along with a death toll of 100,000 American citizens. Speaking before a small assemblage of reporters and pointing to his Transmission Accomplished" banner, the president said:
