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by Noah Dateline: Washington, DCPresident Chimp On Crack today received a huge endorsement for his 2020 campaign when COVID-19 made it official that it was endorsing the president for re-election. Said Mr. Covid:

by NoahSunday Thoughts:I'd like to think that a totally insane goof like Franklin Graham would be pleased to hear that I've changed my heathen ways and started believing in God and praying to him. If you happen to run into Franklin, please tell him that I've been very Christian and unselfish in my prayers. Tell him that I make my entreaty to the Lord, as shown in tonight's meme, in the interest of humanity gaining a better world to live in.

by NoahNext to his dereliction of duty in the fight against COVID-19, Donald Trump's biggest achievement may end up being the fact that he has emboldened and encouraged the Republican Party to take the final step in more fully revealing its true nature.

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by NoahThe photo in the above meme indicates one of four possibilities to me:1. This assclown is trying to assert what he sees as "My constitutional right provoke a fight on board a plane."2. He only wore a mask so he could get past check-in.3. He's heard some FOX "News" or Q-Anon conspiracy theory about retinal scans.4.

by NoahThe above clip from The Villages, a Flor-i-duh retirement community, could easily run as an advertisement for FOX "News." It has all the elements: Golf carts, Trump 2020 signs, and Republican guys screaming "White Power. White Power!" All it's missing is Tucker Tiki Torch, Laura Ingraham throwing a few nazi salutes, and a Confederate or Nazi flag or two, or five.I am, in fact, shocked that the clip hasn't been running as an ad on FOX half-hourly since it first surfaced this weekend. And why did it surface?

by NoahToday is the 1-year anniversary of the consummation of Trump's love for Kim Jong un behind closed doors. There were no witnesses meeting with Kim where he most likely made some private deals and asked Kim to use North Korea's prowess in computer hacking to help him win reelection this fall. All you have to do to surmise what went on is ask yourself who and what the two men are and how they operate.I hereby present the above clip in honor of Donald J. Trump's bullshit North Korean photo op and sell out of our country to yet another dictator who he worships and grovels before.

by NoahPutin put contracts out on American soldiers. Once again, Trump has given Putin carte blanche. And once again, the bought and paid for (in Russian Mob/Oligarch Rubles) Republican $enators who voted not to impeach their fellow traitor have circled around Dear Leader Trump. They have embraced the stench of their fellow traitor.

by Noah Sunday Thoughts:Jeez, Pence always has to imitate Donnie Clown Shoes! First there was that conference room thing with the water bottle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjY4vdyBx0Y Then Donnie Clown Shoes had trouble navigating a ramp at West Point so Pence then just had to fake stumbling up a stairway. What's next? Oh, I see Jesus pushed him! Not bad, Mr. Christ, not bad! This is like when you did your famous Antifa move on the money changers. Good on you!

by NoahRemember that time President Chimp On Crack compared himself to Elvis Presley? It was back in the fall of 2018 down in Tupelo, Mississippi, a town best known as the birthplace of Mr. Presley. Trump remarked that "people are saying" that he looks a lot like Elvis. Sure, Mr. President. Go snort some more of whatever you're snorting.