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by NoahAs I begin writing this on Tuesday evening, 27% of the Houston, Texas population has tested positive for COVID-19. 27%; more than 1 in 4 people, heading up to 1 in 3. That's not just serious to Texas. Houston is the fourth largest city in our country. The Houston Chronicle has just published it's obituary section as a separate 43 page bound volume. Maybe their idiot governor, Greg Abbott will autograph it for selected Texas families.

by NoahThat's one small mask for a man. One smaller man who's trying to kill us all.Once we found out that Trump's Moscow-based handler was paying bounties to the Taliban for the corpses of U.S.

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by NoahThose eyes! That smile! How could anyone not believe him!Well, here's your big second chance Donnie! You're running again, running for reelection while you use your sleazebag legal team to run from the law.

by Noah Sunday Thoughts:I heard somewhere that Christians believe that God gave us free will. If that's the case, I'm surprised he hasn't taken it away in disappointment. Hmmm, or, was it all just some sadistic Old Testament kind of game?

by Noah"The Good Book" is being released to the public on Tuesday. Make Tuesday Drive A Magat Over The Wall Day! How? May I suggest you also buy the audiobook version and personally weaponize it? Put it on. Crank it up and call up any republicans you have the misfortune to know. Hold your phone up to the speaker and leave an extended message. Do it repeatedly. Got a republican neighbor? Throw open the windows and play it loud.

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by NoahGhislaine Maxwell, the one in the photo standing next to Jeffrey Epstein while emulating Michael Jackson for some reason, has been transferred to a dodgy prison in New York from her temporary quarters in New Hampshire where she was finally arrested.

by NoahTwo things we can conjecture about the White House staffers depicted in the above cartoon: 1) Someone or someones did their job and informed the president, indicating that there is at least one person with access to Trump that still has at least an ounce of patriotism left.

by NoahPresident Chimp On Crack continues to want us to not fear COVID-19 at all. Today, I even got a form email from one of his idiot sons telling me how if I contribute some money I can get VIP treatment in Florida during the Republican Party's Jacksonville Goon-Fest in August.