by NoahMakin' Eyes: Left- Obviously lovestruck Melania coming on to Canadian PM Justin "Swoon-o-Matic" Trudeau in her 4 digit Red Devil Fuck Me Frock last weekend at the G7 in Paris. Right- Ivanka swooning at Justin 2 years ago at a roundtable event in Washington. I have to laugh at the pained expression on Senor Trumpanzee's face. He knows he's A1 cuckold material. Happy dreams, Donnie! Got an extra $130,000 in your pocket? It's OK, Donnie.
The Washington Post reported that Ivanka— beauty, according to Trump, to Pompeo’s beast— played a prominent role in the Trumpanzee excursion to North Korea. Ivanka also got a signed album from EXO, a top K-pop band.
Hopefully, one day all of them will be tried, convicted and hung (think Nuremberg). But what is it that Jared Kushner, a mental midget, is supposed to be doing?He has more jobs than anyone else in the history of the presidency. Officially he's Senior Advisor to the fake "president." He's been tasked with the following 10 big jobs:
by NoahSure, Samantha might have gone a little too far but I'm sure you've been called worse. In fact, I know you've been called worse. Karma's a bitch, too, after all. Besides, your own dear old dad has used the same 4-letter word to describe women, so it can't be all bad, right? Now, go kiss daddy.
-by Dorothy ReikPresident, Progressive Democrats of the Santa Monica MountainsThe bailiff called for the next defendant. A deputy brought in an infant of uncertain age wrapped in a blanket, only his or her brown sleeping face was visible. The baby had no attorney. "State your name" the judge ordered. The baby was silent. The judge repeated his order but the baby remained silent. The deputy reminded the judge that the baby could not speak.
No GOP candidates want Cocaine Mitch campaigning in their districtsMitch McConnell is the least popular politician in America. Only 16% of Americans have a favorable opinion of him, while 47% have an unfavorable option and 37% have either never heard of him or have no opinion.
