chocolate

Palestine soaps, corpse flowers and Blockbuster beers + this day in history w/the end of The Smiths and our song of the day by the Watson Twins on your Morning Monarchy for September 12, 2018.

Note: The original stream had technical difficulties due to OBS updating. Above is the correct stream.
I am sick of serious streams!  Today I rested my soul with women comedians, all of whom suck. Join me dear chat as we steal Paula Poundstone and Lizz Winstead and Amy Shoomer “jokes” . Best comedian in the chat tonight will get a free signed famous person book from me!!!! Also I will unveil my Andy Warski impression for the first time!
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Tide pods, Coke worms and shots of Patrón + this day in history w/Ted Bundy's execution and our song of the day by Calexico on your Morning Monarchy for January 24, 2018.

Manchego disputes, vitamin sellouts and the weed world order + this day in history w/the Gulf War I premiere and our song of the day by Parliament on your Morning Monarchy for January 17, 2018.

Slashing prices, offensive festivals and nuclear Harvey + this day in history w/Lenin shot and our song of the day by Warm Digits on your Morning Monarchy for August 30, 2017.

If your significant other hands you a box of chocolates, your heart might skip a beat; but that’s pretty much the only time you want to feel your heart flutter. Even sweeter, eating what’s in that box may protect you from a dangerous form of heart palpitations called atrial fibrillation, a study shows.

Pacific sellout, snortable chocolate and gluten communion + this day in history w/Collateral Murder and our song of the day by Filthy Friends on your Morning Monarchy for July 12, 2017.

If you’re dealing with a nasty cough, forget about codeine and even honey and lemon (ok, maybe not honey). One of the easiest and undeniably tastiest way to quiet that hack is by eating chocolate, according to a Hull University professor.
Professor Alyn Morice, head of cardiovascular and respiratory studies at Hull, said there’s a lot of truth to a new study that tested the efficacy of a chocolate-based cough medicine. The study will be published later this year.

Old wars, new drugs and the Maryjane Report + this day in history w/the SLA raid and our song of the day by Greg Graffin on your Morning Monarchy for May 17, 2017.

"The analysis showed that scores for most aspects of cognitive function rose with the level of chocolate intake, regardless of other dietary habits."-- from a Health After 50 post (see below)by KenOkay, we're supposed to be finishing up with what Joan Didion saw, on her Gulf Coast road trip in summer 1970 (as seen in the notes she assembled on that trip, now published