Bobby Jindal

The right-wing activists who vote in the CPAC saw poll-- there were around 3,000 of them this year-- included enough libertarian and Paul family fan boys to give Rand Paul the win (again). He came away with 25.7%. No one is especially impressed-- and no one thinks it means much of anything in terms of the 2016 Republican presidential nomination. Second place was more interesting-- Koch puppet and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker came in with 21.4%.

Breakfast with Booby: Even sitting down, as Governor Booby was here at the Christian Science Monitor's breakfast on Monday, it's easy to slip on political banana peels."Some of the [Republican] party’s most promising candidates are governors or former governors running on their executive experience.

Fox Noise has backed off the "no-go zones," but not our Booby.by KenBoy, all of today's stories seem to just tie together! Earlier today we were talking about the, er, distinguished roster of orators who have made their name in the Village by delivering responses to the president's State of the Union address, especially in the Age of Obama -- a list that will now and forever be headed by the biggest boob of them all, Louisiana Gov. Booby Jindal.

• And so it begins: The running of the buffoons• Crazyspeak of the Year nominee No. 7: George Will has no idea what rape is• Crazyspeak of the Year nominee No. 8: Rick Wiles calls for a coup2016 GOP Buffoon No. 1 steps forward: He-e-ere's Booby!

Jumpin' Jehosophat! I thought maybe it wasDaffy Duck who said those terrible things.by KenAs God is my witness, I thought Duck Dynasty was a cartoon show, and I'm not thinking of live-action animation. No, I thought it was, like, a ripoff of some of our classic cartoon ducks, like maybe Daffy -- that would have fit the story, wouldn't it?