by NoahIf you watch or listen to the RCM (Republican Conspiracy Media) like FOX "News," Alex Jones, Sinclair, or ONE "America," the mindless conspiratorial frenzy you will witness about what Republicans call "Obamagate" is not only a thing to behold but a thing for shrinks to study for the next several centuries (if we last that long). Sure, their Dear Leader threw the term out there as a distraction but that in no way means that he and his mentally ill followers don't take it seriously. It's part of their sick religion.I peep in on the RCM loons from time to time only because in doing so it's so easy to see what republicans are thinking on any given day. They give me material to write about. It also saves a bus trip to the nearest mental hospital and it's just like having a oneway mirror look at the inmates of Planet Republiana. Alex Jones and Tiki Torch Tucker alone provide an endless supply of tragicomedy! And no, I have no sympathy or compassion for any of them. Doing so would be an immoral act.I'm not a huge fan of Mr. Obama either (for reasons I've spelled out elsewhere) but at least he was both a patriot and sane, unlike so many of his mentally crippled detractors. He also never told all of America to ingest or inject anything that would have a good chance of killing them.It's amazing to watch these media oracles of Trumpism. They have been dancing around "Obamagate" with their hands raised in exultation, like it's the new golden calf. Meanwhile, they try to come up with even a definition of what "Obamagate" is but, no surprise, all of it comes out as idiots speaking in tongues. Even Trump, the most pathetically delusional of all Republican icons, has trouble saying exactly what it is but why would that stop any of these nutjobs? To them, it's just some sort of all-meaning, all-knowing word that they can glue any of their crypto-factoids and hallucinations to. They still can't get over the fact that a black guy won the presidency with a majority of votes not just once but twice. It was as if the world had spun off into an alternate universe. It still doesn't compute in their fractured minds and it never will. They just can't get over it. It was an event so contrary to everything they want from the world, so on and on they go, wailing into eternity. Not only that, he once wore a tan suit!With this in mind, I submit tonight's meme. The countdown to when the "information" the meme posits becomes programming fodder for these crazies will begin the moment any of these typical Republican goons see it. It will become Republican gospel "truth" if it hasn't already. How could it not? It drops so many sacred touchstone names that turn their soulless eyes glassy and drives them all out to Pluto and so far beyond that they'll need their Space Force to get there.Suggestion: If you want to bigly set off any republicans you have the misfortune to know, just tell them the Obamagate is code for Obamathegreat and that the word 'Obamagate' was planted in Trump's Adderall-addled brain by a White House double agent staffer, and it's all part of the great "liberal conspiracy" against them all! They'll instantly be wondering and obsessing about who done it. The finger pointing and further conspiracy creation will become a giant communal explosive scream of angst and they'll reaching for their sedatives as fast as human hands can move. They'll be freaked out for hours, foam emanating from every orifice. When that happens, tell them to drink some Hydroxy and shoot up some Lysol.
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