by NoahRather than taxpayers paying for Señor Trumpanzee's weekly golf trips, sleazy fundraisers, and presumed weekend getaways with porn stars, we the taxpayers should make it better known that we consider him making trips to campaign for his fellow Republican goofballs, sociopaths, and total nutbags to be a much better use of our tax dollars. It seems that the more he can campaign for them, the more likely it is that they will lose, and that is money well spent to ensure the survival of both us as individuals and as a nation.So, get out there Mr. Trumpanzee. Work your magic. Stop asking what your country can do for you, your dirtbag family, and your criminal associates. Ask what you can do for your country, and, just so there's no misunderstanding, by "your country," I mean the United States of America. Got it?
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