by NoahIf only he had.Monday morning, Señor Trumpanzee began his latest week of government horror with one of his patented rambling "speeches"; this time before a meeting of various state governors. It was full of his typical knock all your predecessors and pat yourself on the back childishness, but what else should we expect from a guy who we've now seen wearing his made-up IQ printed on his shirt cuffs. I should have made a game of how many times he said "I don't get credit." He might as well just put on a plaid sports jacket and steal Rodney Dangerfield's whole standup "I don't get no respect" act. Message to Trumpanzee: Respect is earned. It used to come with the office, but you've ruined that for untold generations to come.Trumpanzee's biggest hit of the day, though, was the moment in the "speech" when he claimed the he would have run into Stoneman Douglass Parkland High School even if he didn't have a weapon. Pardon me if I don't believe him. After all, he has those bone spurs that got him out of military service. Oh, that's right, they mysteriously disappeared as he got older. Funny what a diet of Big Macs, KFC, and Diet Coke will do. It was probably the Coke. After all, they say Coke will dissolve anything.Anyway, should I really believe that Trumpanzee would have run into that school, with or without a weapon? The answer is no, not unless he was with his friend from Alabama, Roy Moore, and they were seeking to find their next wives.
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