-by Noah
If I did one tenth of what she did, I would be in jail today.-General Michael Flynn, Señor Trumpanzee's former National Security Advisor
So said Trump's campaign advisor and short-lived National Security Advisor at the 2016 Kleveland Kook Konvention as the Republican Party was about to fully, publicly, and proudly embrace white supremacy, higher taxes for the middle and working classes, the end of their own Medicare and Social Security, increased job creation in China, and, of course, Vladimir Putin by nominating an obviously, severely mentally ill fascist as their guy. And that's just for starters. Their guy. I emphasize that because, if you look at the full clip, Flynn wants to make sure that his audience of naive, delusional, demented racist clowns dwells on the fact that Hillary Clinton is a she. She. He pounds it into the eager nincompoops. It's all part of the Republican female problem.63 million voters swallowed it all. They voted for the man they loved; the obese, orange-haired fascist freak they love. Not that there's anything necessarily wrong with the obese part. Some people can't help their weight problems, much as they try. But, this is a real Jaba The Hutt we're witnessing. Trump's gluttony has free will. After all, didn't Republican Jesus give it to him?I awoke to the news this Friday morning that Flynn was, as they say, coping a plea, in return for his supposed cooperation with the Robert Mueller investigation. Flynn is looking at only a maximum sentence of 5 years. I doubt that he'll get it, and, if he does, it will probably be a sentence to some sort of tennis camp, just like Nixon's scum got long before him. Such are the failures of our legal system. Morally, he probably deserves nothing short of execution for being the agent of a hostile foreign power. We shall see, or maybe that will be covered up, too.Over at the FOX Goon Channel today, the Flynn thing has barely happened. I checked in with those poster children for dumbed-down gullible America earlier. The limited take on Flynn that they offered was that "poor Flynnie was only pleading guilty because of the financial and emotional stress he and his family are feeling." Yeah, whatever. Poor General Flynn and his innocent, victimized family! I feel sooo bad for his son who was a main propagator of that "Hillary is running a pedophile ring out of a pizza shop" nonsense. Turns out it's republicans that are all gung-ho for pedophilia. You know that thing about charging your opponent with things you're guilty of? I'd like to know how much pizza the Flynn family consumes in a given week. Just sayin'. Lock him up! Lock him up! Look up the whole damn White House staff! Then, go over to Congress with a fleet of paddy wagons.Maybe it's because I grew up in New Jersey, the land where a car trunk is not just for your spare tire, but, I know history, and, I have to say, that, given Trump's ties to Atlantic City mobsters and Russian mobsters (all alleged, of course, heh, heh), I hope Flynn has a kevlar suit. I also hope that he has someone scoping out the underside of his car before he gets in and turns the key. I hope the family has a bomb sniffing dog for any mysterious Christmas packages. I hope for a lot of things. Meanwhile, one more enemy of the Constitution can be checked off this list. How long before Senor Trumpanzee or one of his wackadoodle staff say Flynn was just the coffee boy and that Trump never met him.
