West Virginia

Divestment festivals, World Cup conscription and the feuding Rothschildren + this day in history w/the final Floyd and our song of the day by Smashing Pumpkins on your Morning Monarchy for July 2, 2018.

Biblical prophecies, brainwashed models and strange angels + this day in history w/the launch of SpaceShipOne and our song of the day by Trevor Moore on your Morning Monarchy for June 21, 2018.

Disease X, powerful sedatives and genetic genealogy + this day in history w/the birth of West Virginia and our song of the day by Trevor Moore on your Morning Monarchy for June 20, 2018.

Resuming funding, missing records and foreign actors + this day in history w/the death of God's Banker and our song of the day by Trevor Moore on your Morning Monarchy for June 18, 2018.

Monkey memes, Greece fires and high levels of vog + this day in history w/Lucky Lindy's ticker tape parade and our song of the day by Stephanie Hatfield on your Morning Monarchy for June 13, 2018.

Insider's account, exploitation tv and shocking speech + this day in history w/the election of Kurt Waldheim and our song of the day by Weezer on your Morning Monarchy for June 8, 2018.

World Net Daily reported that a new mandate to be put in effect this June takes scouting to a new level entirely. For the first time, condoms will be required to be available to all participants at its global gathering to be held in West Virginia between July 21 and August 1, 2018.

A couple of weeks ago we looked at a logical question: Will Blankenship Get Revenge Against Cocaine Mitch And Señor Trumpanzee? Early this morning, Alex Isenstadt had the answer at Politico: Yup. Start by watching the hilarious Facebook ad above.

New fissures, the olympics of beer and heavenly whiskey + this day in history w/the Queen of America and our song of the day by Okkervil River on your Morning Monarchy for May 16, 2018.

Mr. CharismaHis hilarious/outrageous ads about Mitch McConnell-- "swamp captain," "cocaine Mitch," "China family"-- helped turn Republican mass murderer and Senate candidate Don Blankenship into something of a folk anti-hero, not just in West Virginia but across the nation. And... much to the delight of Joe Manchin and the DSCC, Blankenship ain't goin' away.