T. Boone Pickens

Trump voters don't think about the economy-- and surprisingly, neither does heI just listened to folksy billionaire, corporate raider and energy hedge fund operator T. Boone Pickens being interviewed on NPR explaining why he's voting for his old pal Donald and why Donald will be the next president. He funded the swift-boating operation against John Kerry, spent over $2.5 million on other questionable George W.

File this particular bit of crackpottery under Billionaires Know Best... especially when it comes to democracy (that had to be pried from their cold, dead hands in the first place). Or file under: Who uses LinkedIn? T.