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Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New Mustache
from The Babylon Bee: OTTAWA â After an embarrassing incident in which the Canadian government honored a Nazi SS veteran in parliament, Canadaâs dictator Justin Trudeau attempted to distract from the controversy by unveiling some cool new facial hair. âIf thereâs anything that has been a real asset to me in my career, itâs my [âŠ]
Watermelon Watershed
Sylvia Shawcross So Iâm looking at the watermelon and thinking about the world we live in. Itâs one of those small happy watermelons all round and conveniently small. It is on sale. It is $8.99. This is a big savings because it is down from $14.99. And Iâm thinking how much I love watermelons in âŠ
How do we Reach the Brainwashed?
VN Alexander You may recall that, during the thick of it in 2020-2021, Covidians were immuneâno, thatâs not the right metaphorâthey were allergic to facts. They did not respond well even to the common sense statement that, since the C0Vld-19 shots hadnât been through long-term trials, it might be unwise to take one. Like terrorized lab animals âŠ
Uh-Oh: Vials Of Mysterious Substance At Wuhan Lab Labeled âSave For 2024 Electionâ
from The Babylon Bee: WUHAN â Well, this canât be good: an investigative journalist â a real one, not a âjournalistâ who complains about pronouns in videogames on Twitter â managed to infiltrate the Wuhan Institute of Virology. What they saw concerned them: for one thing, there appeared to be multiple vials of a mysterious [âŠ]
âBankers on the DANCE FLOORâ (FIAT CLAP MIX) â NEW EDM Cringecore Single Dropped! -Jay Dyer
My latest cringe core single to drop is a previously unreleased 1995 club hit in Slovenia when I went under the monicker âFreedumb Williams.â When I left SNAP and subsequently split from LaBouche, I had my own hit single about the CEOs and banking elite. This previously unreleased club mix is now topping the EuroDance [âŠ]
FLASHBACK FUNNY: Who Sponsors The Corbett Report??!!
FROM 2018: The Corbett Report is brought to you by...wait for it...(drum roll please)...you. Yes, you. I know it's not an exciting answer, but it's the truth. No advertising. No corporate backing. No hidden funders. Just people like you. So why not subscribe and help keep this commercial-free material coming? (And yes, Nestle really is being sued for using child slave labour and Bayer really did market heroin as a children's cough suppressant. Everything else is satire.)
CDC Announces Deadly New âElectionyearicronâ Covid Variant
from The Babylon Bee: ATLANTA, GA â The Center for Disease Control warned Americans this week to resume all contact precautions due to a new and rapidly-spreading âElectionyearicronâ Covid variant. CDC director Bob Cohen spoke with reporters Wednesday to announce the new variant. ââElectionyearicronâ is thought to be the most disruptive variant yet, and will [âŠ]