Right-Wing Noise Machine

Jumpin' Jehosophat! I thought maybe it wasDaffy Duck who said those terrible things.by KenAs God is my witness, I thought Duck Dynasty was a cartoon show, and I'm not thinking of live-action animation. No, I thought it was, like, a ripoff of some of our classic cartoon ducks, like maybe Daffy -- that would have fit the story, wouldn't it?

The Real Housewives of Nosepick Junction?by KenQ: Let's say the Right-Wing Noise Machine was blaring away in the forest and there was no one around to hear it. Would that make the Noisemakers any stupider?A: Trick question!

"Bachmannism is far from finished. The Minnesota right-winger . . . perfected a tactic well-suited to the current media environment: continually toss out outlandish, baseless charges, and, eventually, some of them will enter the mainstream media . . . ."You don’t have to bat 1.000 or even .350 in this game. Get just a handful of your accusations and strange takes on reality into the political bloodstream and you've won."Bachmann's method is now common currency."-- E. J.