Señor Trumpanzee was throwing his bananas and toys around the White House Thursday morning screaming like a madman. Finally his keeper gave him back his cell and he calmed down enough to direct his rage at the New York Times, Bob Mueller and the Democrats.
Opinion — Special Counsel Robert Mueller concluded his extensive 300-plus-page report on whether or not the Trump team colluded with Russia and/or obstructed justice with no new charges against President Donald Trump’s associates.
The Trump team did not immediately react to the report and stayed quiet on Twitter, which he uses quite often.
Has anyone else noticed how over the past few years the corporate media has been dedicating ever more space to articles on how to deal with loneliness, anxiety and insomnia, as well as ways to immerse ourselves in escapist new technology?
Democrats, the Mass Media Industrial Complex and the Deep State Pentagon Intelligence Surveillance Industrial Apparatus seem to have missed these two memos in ninth grade world history from Ralph Waldo Emerson and Niccolo Machiavelli.
In September, 1843, Ralph Waldo Emerson said to Oliver Wendell Holmes:
“I read your piece on Plato. Holmes, when you strike at a king, you must kill him.”1
So the Mueller report is finally in, and it appears that hundreds of millions of Americans have, once again, been woefully bamboozled. Weird, how this just keeps on happening. At this point, Americans have to be the most frequently woefully bamboozled people in the entire history of woeful bamboozlement. If you didn’t know better, you’d think we were all a bunch of hopelessly credulous imbeciles that you could con into believing almost anything, or that our brains had been bombarded with so much propaganda from the time we were born that we couldn’t really even think anymore.
Democratic Hopefuls by Nancy OhanianTomorrow the House Judiciary Committee is scheduled to vote on whether or not to subpoena the Mueller report. Despite the House having voted 420-0 to urge Barr to release the report-- and despite the fact that polls consistently show that something like 75% of American voters want to see the full report, I can predict the exact vote tomorrow.
by NoahRemember the letter Trump got from his doctor? The one that stated "If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency." Lot's of credibility there, eh? It's also the one that Dr. Bornstein later recanted, saying that he was forced into writing it. Later, the good doctor's office was raided by some unidentified perps who made off with Trump's medical records.
The Duran’s Alex Christoforou and Editor-in-Chief Alexander Mercouris discuss how Democrat lawmakers are pressuring Attorney General William Barr to release the full Mueller report.
AG Barr sent a letter to Congress, informing lawmakers that the Department of Justice plans to release the Mueller report on the two-year-long Russia investigation “by mid-April, if not sooner,” after the redacting of classified information.
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by NoahThe above clip may be the best representation of the typical Republican reaction to the Mueller Report, or what they call the Mueller Report. In actuality, it's the reaction to a four page letter written by the best (worst) Attorney General you can purchase with cushy, virtually no-show "consultant" jobs for family members. We don't know the gory details of what might actually be in the real Mueller Report and we may never know.
