Anticipating Presidential Run, Huckabee Changes Name
Today Mike Huckabee, former Arkansas governor, Baptist preacher, and news commentator, announced he is changing his name.
“Nobody remembers a name like Huckabee, and besides I’m tired of jokes about a low-growing shrub,” said Huckabee.
The once chubby governor decreed that henceforth he would be known as Michael Chuckleberry.
“It sounds more upbeat and light hearted,” said Chuckleberry. “Plus it has an air of dignity and legitimacy.”
