Andy Borowitz

I'm generally repulsed by religion but I'm a huge fan of Jesus Christ and his message and I've got a very good feeling about this new Catholic Pope Francis I and have since the day he was chosen to replace the Nazi Pope someone seems to have made resign. I asked Ken, who's the resident expert on all things Popish, is he wanted to do a post about the latest Francis pronouncement but he punted it back to me.

I'm generally repulsed by religion but I'm a huge fan of Jesus Christ and his message and I've got a very good feeling about this new Catholic Pope Francis I and have since the day he was chosen to replace the Nazi Pope someone seems to have made resign. I asked Ken, who's the resident expert on all things Popish, is he wanted to do a post about the latest Francis pronouncement but he punted it back to me.

The former governor certainly attracted a media mob on his first day back on the campaign trail."At one point, an older woman in a straw hat leaned in to the scrum around Mr. Spitzer and declared: "His wife and his daughters understand. Why shouldn't we?" But a few feet away, a man in a blue polo shirt loudly castigated Mr.

-- from NYTimes.com's "Afternoon Update"

The New Yorker's Amy Davison claims that Davy Brooks offers "an odd perspective" on Edward Snowden. Our Davy? "An odd perspective"? Imagine!by KenI know it's the job of every patriotic American at present to take sides in the matter of the NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden.