by NoahIt's come to this: Things have gotten so insane in America that it turns to John "Johnny Swiffer" Bolton in hopes that a slimy slug with a strange little mammal clinging to its face might save the day by testifying at the Trump impeachment "trial." Good luck with that. Sure, I'd like to see it but can anyone trust that he'd do and say the right thing? Hey, it's all part of the circus!Since it's, at present, unlikely that the Russo-Republican Party will allow John Bolton to testify, I have a better idea: If multi-billionaires Michael Bloomberg and Tom Steyer really want to help this country, really care about America's future, they should buy John Bolton an hour or two of weekly primetime television where Bolton could read excerpts from his upcoming book. Bolton says he wants to testify. Let him sort of crash the party! They could offset some of the costs with bowls of Cheetos as product placements. Add in Stormy Daniels and some other porn stars parading big cards of Bolton book quotes or pointing them out on a big board ala Vanna White and it could be quite a show!
Source