by NoahDateline Dearborn, Michigan: The Ford Motor Company has announced the rush production of a limited and numbered reissue edition of their famous 1994 Ford Bronco. Every Ford plant around the world, plus the child slave camps of Mars, is now on a round the clock schedule in order to meet the demand. The Broncos will all be designated for delivery to the entire White House staff and all cabinet members and come in white only (what else?). 53 will also be delivered to the United States Senate for Republican senators. Additional unnumbered Broncos will be available to Republican members of the House Of Representatives and FOX "News" staffers on a first come, first served basis. Optional features include Confederate flag seat upholstery, a short wave radio tuned to Moscow, dual backseat Gay Conversion Machines, and multiple gun racks. Once delivered, the fortunate owners of the new Broncos are expected to form a "Caravan Of Treason" to the republican safe state of Oklahoma.Republican governance hits the road!
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