by NoahNext Mr. Art Of The Fake Deal will announce that he has struck a cash deal, "a tremendous deal, a tremendous deal that Obama couldn't have made," with some of his Russian oligarch buddies that will have agreed to pay for "The Wall" in exchange for 2 states of their choice and a missile base in Missouri. Here's hoping they take Flor-i-duh. The Missouri missile base will be constructed by North Korea and Trump resorts will suddenly appear on North Korea's beaches.
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