Bring lawyers
for the liars
Bring soldiers
for the war
Bring credit
for useless baubles
Bring all this shit
plus more
Bring heartache
for the victims
Bring karma
for the flesh
Bring justice
for the losers
Bring caskets
filled with death
Bring dry soap
for the dirt nap
Bring lame duck
for the feast
Bring trash heap
for the old news
Bring a new style
to read and weep
Bring black gold
for the sucked dry soil
Bring carbon monoxide
for the lungs
Bring cold ice
for a solar flare
Bring a new age
with singing signs
Bring a hammer
for the carpenter
Bring a chalice
for the Queen
Bring a sleeping pill
for the insomniac
Bring a nightcap
for the lush
Bring a vein
for all the sugar
Bring a rush
straight to the head
Bring a high
to heal the hangover
Bring a bed
to lay down low
Bring your flashlight
for the Big Bang
Bring a monster
for scary closet
Bring a serpent
for the Loch Ness
Bring an apple
hanging low on the tree
Bring a horseshoe
for the rodeo
Bring a bag of luck
in tow
Bring a raw nerve
for the gnawing teeth
Bring a nose
for all the snow
Bring a big sky
for the candy cloud
Bring a field
filled up with cotton
Bring a launch pad
for the takeoff
Bring a jet fume
of heavy metal toxin
Bring a meltdown
for the brain stew
Bring a fresh crab
for boiling pot
Bring escape route
for the rising temp
Bring a seventh
layer of Hell
Bring buckets
for the bailout
Bring a shovel
for the grave
Bring slaves
to build the pyramid
Bring a big eye
to sit on top
Bring a large rig
with derivatives
Bring an empty suit
for the scam artist
Bring a bunny
for the top hat
Bring mass illusions
for this world
Bring temptation
up on the mountain
Bring a flood
followed by plague
Bring messiah
for the sequel
Bring a New Age
where we all get saved
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