Scranton – Former President Bill Clinton will raise money for his wife, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, on Thursday at the Radisson at Lackawanna Station Hotel. The event is not open to the public. Tickets range from $500 to $2,700 per person and are available at www.hillaryclinton.com/ticketed-events/conversation-clinton-dec-10-3.
— The Times-Tribune; 12/8/2015
My desires and appetites munch at me
and I taste very good to the hungry hordes
of Citizens United.
Sons and daughters of coal miners
who stand outside the Radisson gate –
They treat our stomachs with kosher contempt,
shall we content ourselves with Happy Meals?
You can tell how fast I ran when
a white powder substance appeared
in my Wheaties, and tossed it out window!
I waited for terror birds to drop dead from
the tainted “Breakfast of Champions.”
Sons and daughters of coal miners
who stand outside the Radisson gate –
We pray for more sales on Amazon.com,
they have Yellen, and they invest in jihad oil.
On the third day spent huddled
inside a 2nd floor catacomb apartment,
I rose to the dismal occasion,
stood in front of cracked mirror-mirror
and like the Missing Link of Citizens United,
I booked a $500 ticket (on my debit card)
to hear Bill Clinton speak!
Sons and daughters of coal miners
who stand outside the Radisson gate –
We pay less for garbage bags at Dollar Store,
they have laws that keep dung in high places.
Immaculately indoctrinated, easy to please,
and disgusted by messy “public” Rest Rooms,
I blend into Radisson at Lackawanna Station Hotel.
Dancing, singing, snobbish laughter –
I rubbed shoulders with historic “Hill Section” clan!
A black tie Magi poured Italian ice
into my Shirley Temple, Clinton feels my joy,
and with apelike passion,
I hollered, “Hillary’s the real McCoy!”
(sigh) I brood upon the futility of ever knowing
what the hell is going on here.
* A reasonable question asked on the campaign trail by deceptive Donald Trump, December 2015. Yesterday (12/10) The Donald delayed plans to meet with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu who have might shared some “not for the public” tips as to why the west’s “going to hell in a Moses hand basket.”
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