by NoahDateline White House: Official Pronouncement! Trump Decree!!!Our glorious leader, President Trump, has returned triumphantly from the G7 in Paris where he, The Chosen One and most tremendously popular attendee, has solved the world's economic problems! He also engaged in dozens and dozens of pull my finger games with newly minted British PM Boris Johnson, his brother from another mother, who is now writing our president beautiful letters! It's love, love, love! Enjoy the bingo everyone!
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