by NoahI wasn't saddened by the news that Moscow Mitch had taken a spill and broken a shoulder. After all, I have a Moscow Mitch voodoo doll in my bigly collection of voodoo dolls. At first I wondered if fellow Kentucky $enator Rand Paul's next door neighbor had decided to be an instrument of karma and pay Moscow Mitch a visit. Or, maybe, I wondered, had Moscow Mitch just slipped on his own bullshit?But, then, it hit me that I, and you, are paying for Moscow Mitch's medical care when he would happily take ours away. Fuck you Moscow Mitch! Can't you just send your bills to your beloved Russia and ask them to pay them? Oh I know that you would probably pad your bills to make a tidy profit, but, come on Moscow Mitch McTraitor, you know your Russian sponsors would pay them! You know you can just call Russia and name your price!By the way, Moscow Mitch, I just bought a bunch more pins.
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