by NoahWhen I first saw what the Whore Of Slovenia had done to the classy Jackie Kennedy White House Rose Garden, I figured, well of course! Jackie's version (see left, below) of the garden deliberately offered a variety of flowers in a variety of colors, symbolic of how she saw America. Queen Melanoma's version? Not so much. In kkkeeping with the Trump family vision of America, the new roses come in one color, whites only. Yeah, I know the White House is white. It has been since it was restored after the Brits set torches to it during the War of 1812. It's a big, beautiful solid white edifice but that's all the more reason to surround it with some color. Oh, did I say "Surround the White House with some color?" Well, we know how President Grand Wizardo reacts to that! He orders up some gas canisters for his gestapo and heads for his bunker.Little did I know that there was some additional symbolism afoot. Apparently the new Rose Garden is also a tribute to Melania the Mail Order Bride's hubby and his Moscow handler. How nice.Please be sure to notice the new white concrete sidewalks. Now Miss Expando Boobs can strut her "kidneys" out in the garden in her 9-inch spike heels no matter what the weather.
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