by Noah Sunday Thoughts:Ah, the ol' Christonut love and tolerance. "The Gay" makes them so bigly sad, sad, and angry. But according to this alternate universe (the place Republicans feel most at home) Peanuts satire, Repugs can take some perverse solace in having Lucy among their number:So Lucy is a classic Republican homophobe. Looks like she's a "get" for the Republikooks. Oh, well! Who knew? I guess we already knew that she's some sort of sadist, though. She's always pulling that football away from Charlie Brown at the last second just to watch him fall on his ass and hurt his back. Will Pat Robertson, Tucker Tiki Torch, the Huckabees, the whole damn White House, and Pat Buchanan now be singing her praises? Will she be asked to speak at the Republican convention? I can see her up there at the podium, whining about pantless Donald Duck and his 3 "nephews," Teletubbies, Sponge Bob, and purple Barney, not to forget Fred and Barney from Bedrock, too! She'll fit right in.
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