1. Senator Get Tough Says:
the Punishment should fit the crime
not the size of the criminal:
if they can piss in a pot they can fry.
2. Headline News:
Killer kid Nixes Needle:
Opts For Fast-Fry In High-Chair
3. Police Review:
The shoot was clean; She pulled a rattle
out of her diaper and lunged at the officer.
He had no choice but to open fire —
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