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If Hillary Clinton
offered me
one million dollars
from her private account
if I promised
to sell
my vote,
there’s not a chance
in hell
I’d take
that deal.
For one reason, she is a swine.
Secondly,
I know
the next day
she’d turn around
and rob me blind.
Thirdly,
I don’t like
to mix my finances
with FED notes
that have been soaked
in Saudi blood and oil.