Author’s Note: British Police have been obtaining the names of those buying the special post-Paris shooting edition of Charlie Hebdo magazine on the pretext of “enhancing public safety”
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The Counter-Terrorist Squad’s checked,1
To see if Private Eye; 2
Is bought beneath the counter by
Some Lefties on the sly.
The Daily Mail’s not on their list,3
Unlike the vile Gay Times;
As it’s believed this magazine,
Incites the foulest crimes.
The Socialist Worker spews out crap,4
Like a revolting gob;
But then again it is produced,
By a revolting mob!
Regretfully, democracy
Here in the working class;
Means tolerating even those,
Who talk out of their arse.
But freedom is a dirty word,
To those that run the State,
So dissidents should watch themselves,
Before it is too late.
So buy your mags most carefully,
Disguise yourself in drag;
And wear a hijab made up of
The British Union Flag!
- 1990-2010: Average number of people dying yearly in the UK of: Terrorism 6; Bee/wasp stings 5; Accidental deaths 17,201. Source: The Guardian Newspaper. London & Manchester.
- UK’s biggest selling satirical magazine
- UK tabloid rag to the right of Ghengis Khan
- Organ of Socialist Workers Party. Undemocratic Trotskyist party which has lost many members due to rape allegations against leadership