*NTS Note: I actually came up with this parody article about a week ago, and I held off on publishing it until I received a lot of emails asking for my own "two cents worth" about these Kavanaugh "rape victims" stupid allegations.... I already stated in my rants about how I felt about this circus that is indeed destroying America, and now decided to have this released for all to see...I am sick and tired of all of this Brett Kavanaugh bullshit and primarily about all of those skanks and hoes that have now come forward "claiming" that Brett Kavanaugh attacked every single one of them... So I figured I would finally put up my own two cents worth.. And yes, what you are about to read is indeed a parody of that circus happening in America right now....Yes, Christine Blasey Ford? Or was it Julie Swetnick?, Or was it some anonymous woman? came up to Canada and assaulted? attacked? or pleasured me?... I am not sure which for I cannot remember... But it surely happened!It was a dark and stormy night? Or was it clear and moonlit? Or was it in the middle of the day? I cannot remember... But it surely happened!Christine? Or was it Julie? Or was it an anonymous woman? attended a party at my house, or was it my friend's house? I cannot remember...But it surely happened! It was when I was a teenager in the 1970's? Or was I in my early 20's back in the early 80's? Or was it when I was in my 30's in the early 90's? I cannot remember that either.... But it surely happened!We shared Molson Canadian beers?... Or was it Moosehead? Kokanee? Or was it Labatts? I cannot remember.... But it surely happened!We both got drunk, and then proceeded to get high on Canadian back bacon? Or was it poutine? Or was it Canadian home grown weed?... I cannot remember.. But it surely happened!Christine? Or was it Julie? Or was it some anonymous woman? invited me/forced me/enticed me (I cannot remember which) up to my room in my Canadian home? Igloo? Or was it my friend's house's room? I cannot remember....But it surely happened!Christine? Or was it Julie? Or was it some anonymous woman? took off my clothes and then proceeded to kiss me/fondle me/attack me... I cannot remember.. But it surely happened!I was so ashamed? Happy? Ecstatic? afterwards.. I cannot remember which.. .But it surely happened!I kept this incident repressed? Or did I tell everyone afterwards? for some 30? 35? 40? years... I cannot remember which... But it surely happened!I decided to come forward with this incident now, because I too want my massive payoff from criminals such as George Soros, or the so called Liberals, or even the deep state for my wild accusations..... I am hoping for my payoff for coming out and lying my ass off, and to eventually write a book and go on a book tour with the other skanks that have all claimed that Brett Kavanaugh "attacked" them.... I plan to get rich, as the American/Canadian public will swallow all of this horse shit pack full of lies without using two brain cells to rub together! And do I care or have a conscience about this lie? Obviously not!You all believe me, right? Hey, if they can lie about these assaults by Kavanaugh, why not?Readers, now do you get my point? What is happening with all of this bullshit in terms of these Kavanaugh allegations is exactly that... Pure and utter bullshit! I am especially directing this to my American readers... You are all being played as the worse suckers imaginable, as your Jew spew media continues to fill most empty headed American minds with this sheer and utter fluff and complete brain destroying crapola.... Time for each and every one of you to go after these criminals and force them to tell the truth for a change!And again, Brett Kavanaugh is indeed a scumbag, due to his nefarious and most evil work in allowing the Clinton crime family to get away with the murder of Vincent Foster and allow them to get ultra rich through their drug running through Mena Arkansas... But he should NOT be allowed to sit on the Supreme Court of the United States for THAT, and absolutely not these bullshit "rape" charges..... It does make one wonder though exactly what the Jews in control of America are seeking to do as they are continuing with this circus...And one other note.. Someone sent me this picture and I will post it here for this is priceless:That picture may not be real.. But I hope readers get the point... Wake the fuck up, America!More to comeNTS
Source