"The Storm"-- Eminem vs Señor T

I haven't heard much new from Eminem lately... 'til last night. He just released a new rap, above, "The Storm," on the BET Hip Hop Awards show, proving that not every songwriter in Michigan is the stinking pile of crap Kid Rock has become. And you know what? His analysis of what Trump has been up to is spot on. "Racism is the only thing he's fantastic for (4), cause that's how he gets his rock off; he's orange." Give it a listen; it works. Eminem has been paying very close attention. In fact, why don't you read the lyrics:

This the calm before the storm right hereWait, how was I gonna start this off? I forgotOh, yeahThat’s an awfully hot coffee potShould I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably notBut that’s all I got ’til I come up with a solid plotGot a plan, and now I gotta hatch itLike a damn Apache with a tomahawkI’ma walk inside a mosque on RamadanAnd say a prayer that every time Donald talksShe gets a mop–ahh, I’ma stopBut we better give Obama props‘Cause what we got in office now’s a kamikazeThat’ll probably cause a nuclear holocaustAnd while the drama pops and he waits for shit to quiet downHe’ll just gas his plane up and fly around ’til the bombing stopsIntensities heightened, tensions are risingTrump, when it comes to giving a shit, you’re stingy as I amExcept when it comes to having the balls to go against me, you hide ’em‘Cause you don’t got the fucking nuts like an empty asylumRacism’s the only thing he’s fantastic for‘Cause that’s how he gets his fucking rocks off and he’s orangeYeah, sick tan, that’s why he wants us to disband‘Cause he can not withstandThe fact we’re not afraid of TrumpFuck walkin’ on egg shells, I came to stompThat’s why he keeps screamin’, “Drain the swamp”‘Cause he’s in quicksandIt’s like we take a step forwards, then backwardsBut this is his form of distractionPlus, he gets an enormous reactionWhen he attacks the NFL so we focus on thatInstead of talking Puerto Rico or gun reform for NevadaAll these horrible tragedies and he’s bored and would ratherCause a Twitter storm with the PackersThen says he wants to lower our taxesThen who’s gonna pay for his extravagant tripsBack and forth with his fam to his golf resorts and his mansions?Same shit that he tormented Hillary for and he slanderedThen does it moreFrom his endorsement of BannonSupport from the KlansmenTiki torches in hand for the soldier that’s blackAnd comes home from IraqAnd is still told to go back to AfricaFork and a dagger in this racist 94-year-old grandpaWho keeps ignoring our past historical, deplorable factorsNow, if you’re a black athleteYou’re a spoiled little brat for tryna use your platform or your statureTo try to give those a voice who don’t have oneHe says, “You’re spittin’ in the face of vets who fought for us, you bastards”Unless you’re a POW who’s tortured and battered‘Cause to him, you’re zeros‘Cause he don’t like his war heroes capturedThat’s not disrespecting the militaryFuck that, this is for Colin, ball up a fistAnd keep that shit balled like Donald the bitch“He’s gonna get rid of all immigrants”“He’s gonna build that thing up taller than this”Well, if he does build it, I hope it’s rock solid with bricks‘Cause like him in politics, I’m using all of his tricks‘Cause I’m throwing that piece of shit against the wall ’til it sticksAnd any fan of mine who’s a supporter of hisI’m drawing, in the sand, a lineYou’re either for or againstAnd if you can’t decide who you like more and you’re splitOn who you should stand besideI’ll do it for you with this:“Fuck you!”The rest of America stand upWe love our military, and we love our countryBut we fucking hate Trump

Nor was this the first time Eminem went after Señor Trumpanzee with his cutting, brutal-- and very effective-- lyrics:

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