by NoahIt's May 1st everybody! May Day! May Day! May Day, indeed! Over 62,000 souls G-O-N-E. And counting.• One day, it's like a miracle. It will disappear.• By April, it miraculously goes away.• This is their new hoax.• We'll reopen by Easter!• This is a pandemic. I always knew it was.• We have it under control!• I don't take responsibility at all.• I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute. One Minute!• I'm a very stable genius!
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