by NoahI have to admit; I was somewhat perplexed by the head gear that Ivanka Trump was wearing on her trip with daddy to England last week. I couldn't tell whether she'd suffered a head injury or whether wearing a Maxi-Pad on your head had become a thing among the rich. If it was a head injury, we'll certainly never know, since like every Trump, she never seems very compos mentis even on her good days. Maxi-Pad? I don't know. Maybe it's how rich women display some sort of punk rock attitude or it's just a thing in England.Maybe, I thought, she was just promoting a new hat made for her Made In China/To Hell With Buying American fashion lines. Maybe "the hat" comes with a matching set of MAGA knee pads. Someone added the Dairy Queen logo to her hat for tonight's meme but I can't see Ivanka working at a Dairy Queen. The job would be too exhausting and far too complicated for such a delicate mind. Then, it hit me! Her head gear was just an expression of solidarity with England's Number One family of idiots! The Gumby family of Monty Python fame. How did I not see this straightaway! The resemblance of her siblings, Don Jr. and Eric to the Gumby's is uncanny. It's obvious, The Trumps=The Gumbys! All they lack is that Hitler moustache, for now. It's even a whole administration of Gumbys, Sarah Huckabee Gumby, Steve Mnuchin Gumby, definitely Kellyanne Gumby and Kushner Gumby! Who could forget Spicey Gumby hiding in the bushes? Just check out the clip. All of them need to see the brain specialist, and I know they'd choose Ben Carson Gumby!
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