Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by NoahPoor $enator Cruz. His nose is twitching in fear. Rep. Beto O'Rourke has him worried. Panic is settling in as he realizes that he could actually and rightly be shown the door, that Beto might win his seat. Why so scared, Rafael? Are you afraid that you are so disliked that even K Street won't give you a job as a bagman? Damn, even Nixon got a job as a bagman after he lost an election! I guess you really must, as they say, be the most unpopular bozo in the $enate. You must really piss people off, even the fascist nutcases you grovel on your knees for.Turn Texas into California? I'm not a big fan of tofu but I see nothing but good in Texas becoming more like California; better quality of life, better education for kids, surfing, better economic opportunities... Surely you know the rest, no? Hell, even your wife is a Californian, although God knows what she saw in a mental derelict like you. Maybe she even has a self-hate issue or two. Who knows?The full quote from you is:

They want us to be just like California, right down to tofu and silicon and dyed hair.

Silicon? Is that a reference to Silicon Valley or is that some sort of veiled shot at Trumpanzee's wife. Jeez, after all he's done for you. But, yeah Rafael, I can see where Texas becoming more like California would be a big leap for you. After all, Texas might first want to consider being more like America, at least in the positive aspects and ideals and not the negative ones that you embrace so eagerly. Fuck you, Ted.