-by NoahWhen it comes to Fire And Fury, I guess Señor Trumpanzee can get the AudioBook version. But... maybe we should hold an immediate special election to select a designated reader or readers and rush them to the White House. Here's my list of candidates for the job. Maybe each one could read him a chapter. Please don't think I'm trying to induce a stroke of anything. I'm just a patriotic guy looking to help out. And, since he's not a man of letters, I've chosen a designated reader for each letter of the alphabet.Wait, the more I think about it, the more I think that we should dispense with the special election and send all of these people, one by one. Each one would walk into the Oval Office and place one of those little wooden kids alphabet cubes on Trump's desk or in his playpen. The letter on the cube would, of course, be the letter next to their name on my list below.A) Elizabeth WarrenB) Joe BidenC) Lewis BlackD) Bernie SandersE) Ice TF) Mr. TG) Christopher WalkenH) ElmoI) Rachel MaddowJ) Queen LatifahK) Antifa (as a choir)L) Hillary ClintonM) Vicente FoxN) Foxy BrownO) Michelle ObamaP) Barrack ObamaQ) Alec BaldwinR) EllenS) Stephen ColbertT) Harvey KeitelU) OprahV) The Central Park FiveW) Samantha BeeX) Alan GraysonY) Chuck DZ) Me
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