by NoahNow who could argue with that!Ladies and Gentlemen, the Stable Genius in free verse. The Stable Genius in his own words! The Stable Genius with the best words! The Idol of the 62,000,000! His hair is perfect, washed daily, and he knows the "people who do the dishes" even though he's never done one himself! Ever. He doesn't even eat off dishes. He eats out of a trough and out of taco bowls. Keep the lid down. He eats off of paper plates and then probably eats the paper plates, too. Yum. That's real good paper plate! Washes it down with Adderall Snapple. Can you imagine having to clean up after him? Who does that, Pence? Body Bag Barbie? Kellyanne? Why anyone when no one knows water like Trump? It comes from rain. No one knows "rain" like Trump! No one can throw a roll of paper towels further than Trump. Water! It's wet! One of the wettest from the standpoint of water. Hurricanes are wet. Drink water with one hand.When the Orange Menace takes a shower, the swirl of water around the shower drain looks like an orange version of the famous shower scene from "Psycho" except Pence is the guy with a mother up in the attic! A warm welcome and a bigly hand, please! Roll him out folks... Here he is Donald J. Trump, The Pride Of The Republican Party! Their Best & Brightest! The Poet Laureate of the Idiocracy! C'mon, let's hear it!Better yet, just send him over Niagara Falls in a bigly, custom made, bright red MAGA barrel while Melania and Justin hold hands and watch from the Canadian side. He'll be so proud of his barrel that he won't even notice. He'll just OCD on the barrel and say it's the bigliest best barrel ever because Trump knows barrels.Make the barrel in Mexico. We'll gladly pay for that!
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