Great Article From Goon Squad: Aging Has-Been Singer Madonna In Hospital For Emergency Stomach Pumping! (Humor)

There have been many out there that claim that I am sometimes "too serious" when it comes to my writings at this blog.... Honestly, I do periodically read a lot of funny articles and other humorous material sent my way... And on occasion have indeed shared those articles here for my readers....One article today that I came across had me absolutely rolling on the floor laughing my ass off and I want to share it here for everyone to see for themselves... This one comes from a fellow truth seeker who of course writes "Goon Squad" at www.careandwashingofthebrain.blogspot.com, and is entitled: "Madonna In Hospital For Emergency Stomach Pumping"..... I have it here in its entirety and of course my own thoughts and comments to follow:Thursday, November 10, 2016Madonna in Hospital for Emergency Stomach PumpingNew York--Aging pop Diva Madonna today entered New York's Mt. Sinai hospital for a gastric suction procedure, more commonly known getting one's stomach pumped.Dr. Shlomo Lipshitz, the attending physician said, "Madonna is recuperating and doing fine. She is a die-hard Hillary fan and made a promise to uhh, give anyone who voted for Hillary sexual favor, which she eagerly complied with on the streets of New York. Unfortunately, after two days of this service, Madonna had swallowed so much of a certain bodily fluid, that her system became toxic, resulting in severe stomach pain and bloat. We suctioned out around 300 cc's of male sperm from her stomach and also retrieved her bottom denture plate, which must of been shoved down her throat during an enthusiastic moment."Madonna is expected to stay until Saturday, then will return to the streets for more voting action. At press time, we could not confirm that former President Clinton was searching New York streets for his friend.This is Seymour Butts reporting for station AZHO.Posted by Greg Bacon at 10:18 AMNTS Notes:  Again, this is great and I must applaud Goon Squad for this fine work....Lets face it.. Madonna Louise Ciccone is a washed up singer, way past her prime, and looks so gawd awful these days... In her vain attempts to grab some attention she did absolutely state just a short while ago that she would personally give blow jobs to everyone who votes Democrat in the US Federal Election!  When I saw that ridiculous claim by this singer, who is way past her prime with her best years well behind her,  that she would "service" Democratic voters personally, I had to laugh... And honestly I wanted to see her go through with her plans.. Goon Squad of course has taken it to the next level and the result as shown is laughable!Well done, Greg.... This one is for everyone to see, definitely!  And remember everyone, this is only humor.....More to comeNTS