Did Trump Make You Want To Puke Today?

A top physician in New York-- down the street from Trumpanzee Tower-- told me (and she knows) that the reason for Trump's behavior today is because of a larger than usual, earlier than usual testosterone shot. It doesn't just accentuate the orange hue or enlarge his head and hands, it causes the aberrant behavior we've been witnessing all day.He's continued his no-wn battle with Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts and the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals; picked a fight with chief of staff John Kelly and Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen-- who he hinted he's going to fire; simultaneously disgraced himself and made an idiot out of himself while he stumbled over how to talk with military men and women; got in another pissing match with the CIA over his devotion to fellow autocrats in Saudi Arabia; threatened to shut down the government if he doesn't get money for his wall; then claimed he would shut down the whole border if immigration gets uncontrollable; and told reporters at his sleazy country club in Florida, where he's hunkered down instead of going to visit the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan like real presidents do, that what he's thankful for on this Thanksgiving holiday is that he "made a tremendous difference in the country. This country’s so much stronger than it was when I took office and you wouldn’t believe it."If you decide to get testosterone replacement therapy when you're in your 70s, be sure not to overdo it-- or you'll turn out like him. And say "cosentiny wire."