Washington D.C. is Swarming With Unaccountable Parasites

In theory, Americans should be proud of their national capital and all the important work that gets done there. In theory.
In reality, our nation's capital is an utter cesspool of self-serving, unethical and unaccountable parasites. We all know it and, even worse, it's probably a hundred times more grotesque than we can imagine. A distressingly high number of people attracted to this swamp don't go there to do good public work or help the American people. They go in order to enrich themselves at our expense.
A particularly degenerate strain of D.C. cretin is the lobbyist. These people swarm into Washington to influence the purse-strings of the U.S. government and funnel as much American treasure as possible in the direction of their clients, including Wall Street oligarchs, defense contractors and barbaric foreign monarchies like Saudi Arabia. We're told that Washington D.C. exists specifically to protect and benefit the American public, yet the average citizen is the one constituency which has virtually no actual representation there. Helping the vulnerable doesn't pay very well.
Over the past couple of days, I've be reading political stories describing the "beltway buzz" in the aftermath of the Paul Manafort and Rick Gates indictments. I've found these articles quite instructive. The common theme is that hordes of the shady crooks who operate in D.C., and add absolutely zero value to society, are panicking that their gravy train of legalized corruption may be coming to an end.
To see what I mean, let's examine two recently published articles. First from Politico:
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